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RE: HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVIII: NOW HIRING

in #funny6 years ago

Well, I won three parkour tournaments despite weighing 130 KGs, I was the first man to say that Trump would win the elections, and the guy who popularized the use of Shisha (Hookah) made of fruits to the world.

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So basically my skill is I'm a very good liar on text. But I do write unnecessarily long posts about Porn, Self driven cars, and Chivalry.
Plus I'm good at self plugging. But mainly I'm an Iraqi living in Iraq, so I can be a valuable asset if you're looking for someone to blow up something. Plus I'm poor, so I'm useful if you're looking for someone to just blow something.