Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 3)

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1. Prison Jokes

A dangerous man escapes from prison where he has been for 20 years. He breaks into a mansion looking for money and booze and finds a married couple sleeping in bed. He wakes them up and orders the guy out of bed and ties him to the chair. He ties the woman to the bed and goes on top of her, kisses her cheek and then stands up and goes into the bathroom. While he's gone husband tells his wife, "Darling listen, this guy has escaped from prison and it's very dangerous. He's probably been in jail for a long time and hasn't seen woman in years. I've seen how he kissed your cheek. If he wants sex don't resist, don't complain, just do whatever he tells you. Try to satisfy him no matter how much this upsets you. This guy seems very dangerous. If we anger him he may hurt us. Be strong darling, I love you." His wife responds, "He didn't kiss my cheek. He was whispering in my ear. He said that he is gay and thinks you look beautiful and asked me if we have any Vaseline. I told him that we have it in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

2. Blonde Jokes

Question: What do you do to keep blonde busy for a week?

Answer: You give her a piece of paper that has "Just turn it over" written on both sides.

3. Blonde Jokes

Have you heard about the blonde that got very excited? She finished a puzzle in 10 months when the box said, "three to five years"

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