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in #funny7 years ago

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We all know regular exercise is important for our health. Sadly we also know motivation can be a problem in many cases. Hence @therneau and I decided to help you not only to elevate but also to max your full potential.

We found a perfect solution … no more motivational issues or excuses. Back to nature (BTN) is an excellent program for all people, no matter their differences and specific conditions. We offer a wide variety of programs which fit every profile imaginable.

Having problems with running? May we offer our beginner program: Waddle away. The package includes a pack of highly aggressive geese and aims mainly at a beginner or unmotivated public.

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If you think you are in need of a more challenging running we recommend the intermediate step up: Bee positive! The package also includes an allergy shot and makes sure your upper body gets a proper exercise too.

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Not enough? The expert program will satisfy all your needs and you will definitely not be boared. The package may include a boar or a bear depending on your personal desires. And that is not all, we will add a free pair of running shoes, just because we like you so much!

And if you order any of the packages in the next ten minutes we will add a free, bonus package: The roadrunner. Catching that one will be your ultimate achevement!

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Fun, fun, fun. We at BTN thought about everything and everyone. After minutes of research we have come to a conclusion that children need different types of motivation, so our programs for the youngest base on “catch” principle. All this knowledge was implemented in all programs BTN offers. Please browse through our packages for the youngest:

-Catch that butterfly.
-Look, a bunny!
-Catlethic.

And yes! There is more!

We didn't forget about our oldest family members.

-Coming out of the shell.
-Yes, I can mamba!

If you think Back to nature focuses solely on running you are greatly mistaken. We cover all sport areas, but we will talk about this after these short commercials.

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I really love your post, but I can't comment anything else than this.. in real life, a coyote can outrun the roadrunner. Sadly.

...so you are not interested in any of the programs? :/

...and I know...i disliked that cartoon so much. I always watched in hopes that maybe, just maybe the coyote will get him eventually. :(

You disliked it? That's odd, but understandable :)

I'm already a part with the nature, sorry :( I'll look into it if I have need for those in the near future.

Haha, nice one @atopy :):) Finally, your post showed up on my feed :) I upvoted but saw it had 0 effect. Guess my voting strength isn't quite ready yet. I'll check it out properly today :) Edit: Oh, so I decided to rather revoke the vote, in order to sort my voting power out :(

...meh dont fret bout it. :) Thats why i mainly use the tip function now...i spend that voting power in no time. Tho im thinking who cares for my votes...they are like 0,02 lol

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