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1.Patient to his doctor: I have overlooked such a significant number of things of late, and it's deteriorating. What would i be able to do?
Doctor: Yes, this is a known disease, tragically it has no cure. I'd additionally get a kick out of the chance to remind you about the 800 USD that you owe me?

2.Father: "Child, you were embraced."
Child: "What?! I knew it! I need to meet my organic guardians!"
Father: "We are your organic guardians. Presently pack up, the new ones will lift you up in 20 minutes."

3.For what reason did my clothes washer quit drawing out water?
Also, more essentially, where is my hamster?