Are you drunk?

in #funny • 7 years ago

Are you drunk? Asked my wife suspiciously when she came down after putting the kids to sleep.

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I am surprised she had to ask

#punchline #beer #busy
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     7 years ago 

    You should say " I am not drunk, ma'am, just a little tipsy."

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     7 years ago 

    Oh my you put on quite some weight there, Boombeardier! And it seems like you're in desperate need of shaving. No matter! I'm sure you still set the strings on fire with those sweet licks!

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     7 years ago 

    I wasnt even aware it was a guitar!!

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       7 years ago 

      Maybe she saw something funny, did you answer her or just gave a weird look that further confirm her suspicion?

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         7 years ago 

        I was playing guitar and swaying about singing like a mad thing :O)

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           7 years ago 

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