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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.My wife told me: 'Sex is better on holiday.' That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive

What in the name of all that is holy am I doing wrong

It was a baby picture :( Wanted to blog more but I guess I'm too tired for life right now

Lol that's everyones face when I try to explain Steemit.. or even Bitcoin :/

What am I doing wrong with getting this pic in here? This is killing me!