The senior citizen and his brand new car
A senior citizen drove his brand new car out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.
Amazing, he thought as he flew down the road pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this", and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the car, looked at his watch, and said,
Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.
The old gentleman paused. Then he said:
Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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We find great jokes we like and we think are funny, and we make adaptations to text (some stories more, other less depending on the joke) and we use funny and nice clipart relevant to the joke. In fact most of the posts here will be published in the future ebook.
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