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downvoted for aggrandizement

Hey! I'm straight as a laser!
What about all my shoes, you may ask?
I love beautiful art.
If it's actually functional art that I can wear, even better!
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Walking into my closet feels like walking into an art gallery 🙂

Fixing that downvote was a new experience!
Your wife gave me the inspiration for the next emoji post, thanks @fitzgibbon!
Hopefully that upvote prevented any unwelcome male mermaid scenarios at home...

Ah thanks Graig!
@fitzgibbons butt will be safe (tonight) 😋😂

"Hey honey, come to Steemit, get paid to blog, it'll be fun!"

Almost as regretful as:
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Good luck tomorrow night @fitzgibbon! 😬