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RE: "Lash out and vanish into mist," he said, and then he disappeared forever into the smog somewhere atop Mount Baldy.

in #funny5 years ago

if you said Bay Area, I wouldn’t presumed between that and Twin Lakes, you’re from California, too. But it’s a different Twin Lakes and everyone knows only outsiders call the Bay Area “Frisco.”

It’s a good thing i didn’t presume anything

Real estate and fake.. dude, you couldn’t be more accurate. My wife is licensed and gave it a go for a few months—we realized how much a liar, thief, and snake you have to be to slang property—scratch that.

No money in banks, huh? That’s surprising.

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I'm glad you didn't presume anything. We would all be in so much shit right now if you had presumed a thing. I am indeed from Colorado, although I visited LA recently, hence the picture taken from the slopes of Mt. Baldy.

Real estate does involve a lot of snakery and deception, that's for sure. In my case, the people I worked for were good and honest. I would say that's a rare find in real estate though.

And no, I couldn't believe it man, when I finally figured out how to break into the bank vault after hours, there was literally no money in it! Either someone else beat me to it, or these people are taking the concept of fiat waaaay too far! Whatever happened to the gold standard, anyway?

Whatever happened to the gold standard, anyway?

Dude, you really need to step outta your comedy character and live in reality from time to time, @brandt. They’re talking about it all over the place—you haven’t heard??

The United States sent a couple of dudes to the moon like 3 or 4 weeks ago with all of the gold in the world, I guess vaults down here on earth aren’t reliable so they sent some dudes to the moon to stash the gold—that’s where it is.

What, don’t believe me?? Which part, the part about the gold or the part about burying the gold on the moon because everyone knows that America really did land on the moon—google that ish! Google never lies.

You have got to be kidding me. How are we going to justify our foreign wars if all the shiny yellow malleable metal is stashed on the moon? Unbelievable.

What's Google?

First It’s the gold, then landing on the moon and now this, “what’s google?” Who do you think I am, the Internet?

Congrats on the reward here dude. When I can by this morning, it wasn’t gaining traction yet and had been released for like three hours, I was like wtf?! Cuz I thought that ish was funny. It was nice to come back and see Curie came by. 👍🏿 Good job man.

Thanks man, it's always good to hear someone thinks my ish is funny. I'm fortunate that @curie and @c-squared have given me some love over the past couple weeks.

I was tempted to reply here with "What's Curie?" but if I did that then we might never get to the end of this comment thread, and at some point I need to make time for writing today's episode.