Girlfriend STOLE my bitcoin
Girlfriend: It’s either me or Bitcoin.
Me: So I can only have one??
Girlfriend: Yes, so pick now!
Me: Well....you only go down in value, so I think that answers your question.
Girlfriend: Well...I have your private key, so let me know how that works out
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STOPDo you like writing jokes? Try to make something that can move the judges hearts in comedy open mic. I bet you could do it. They are on round 14 now. You can find the contest rules on their blog.