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RE: HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVII: ALLIES AND FOES

in #funny6 years ago

Your Highness, Even the priests and crows have started dressing like you. But what of the rumors that one of your former generals (the one with the real hairpiece) is being investigated by the galactic Senate for crimes against the taxpayers? And what of the suggestions that these investigations may lead back to members of your immediate family, exposing previous deals you'd rather not make public? Would it not have been wiser to tazer your general's sorry ass when he was still head of your armies?

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FAKE NEWS! I see you have fallen victim to your system's propensity to report lies and deceit. SO SAD!

If there were such a traitor in my midst, I could stand on Coruscant's Uscru Boulevard and Force choke him and still not lose any of my loyal followers.