We have this cool thing at my work i have dubed "5 day memos" . Our idiot managers put out memos to tell us to change the way we are doing stuff ( it is ussually the most asinine way you could do it) so we will do it the "new " way and then the next week we get a memo saying we are doing it all wrong and thst we ned to do it a "new new" way. Which just so happens to be the original way.