JOKES FOR YOU!! 2#9JA!
Weekend Jokes ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Africans get in here!! ๐๐
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I slid into her DM and she laughed and sent me water ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ emoji, I was like "lol what?๐๐๐๐" And she said she was trying to make the ground wet so I can slide out. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I asked this girl for her number and she brought out her phone, switched it off in front of me and said "sorry my battery is dead" ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
My mum joined Instagram and she told me to teach her how to use it.
2 days later, my mum entered my room & found me asleep. She got to where I was and slapped me saying "you liked 7 posts 39 seconds ago" ๐ญ๐ญAfter an African Girl sees how much you earn, they start talking like โbabe why are you using condom, you donโt trust me?โ ๐๐๐
My nigga subscribed for me...two days later, someone bought him an iPhone My bestie bought me a wristwatch... and just under a week, she has traveled abroad I'm not saying anything,but if you understand what I've been trying to explain , just know that I like Audi.. ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฝ
Wonders shall never end o My friend that travelled to Ghana last week is already asking me "How is Africa" ๐๐๐๐
"after you people will say I'm shouting" A Nigerian mum after shouting from morning to evening ๐
Funniest convo happened between the Aboki I went to buy something at and the customer Customer : ah ah, na your face be this? Aboki : no oh, you no remember say I come your house come borrow your face ๐๐
Your African mother will beat you till you almost pass out but when she sees another mother beating her child she'll be like "please stop beating him, he's your child, you know how children are, they make mistakes" Ahhhhh ๐๐ฝ
When I see 100 naira on the floor, Then home training whispers "You will turn to Yam" ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ถ๐ฝ
I remember one day my mom was beating me and shouting "that beating you want, you'll see it today"... Then i stopped to ask myself, when exactly did i ask for beating ๐???
When you want to use a broom in a Benin man's house and he says "it's not for sweeping" Cheeeiiii๐๐ฝ๐ค๐ค๐ค
If na fight come make we settle am, how can you say Dammy Krane is a retired upcoming artiste ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Why are people this wicked???
A lady was arguing with her boyfriend and the next thing I heard was "even a Whatsapp status video lasts longer than you". Why are some girls like this??? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Funkeeeeeeh ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
You will just be sitting on your own thinking about your life, someone will just pass with body odour and wipe away your memory. Are you madddd? ๐ค
Play boy, play boy. But you don't want to sleep with a soldier's wife ๐...
I saw a girl with big yansh waving at me from afar today but I couldn't see her face till she left. So the question that has been bothering me since morning is "Ukwu she be?"๐ค๐ค๐ค
If I go for std/hiv test and the result came out negative, am I now free to say everything turned out positive?๐ค๐ #SmokesOsogboWeed๐
If you think fathers are overprotective of their daughters, then you have not seen younger brothers. Lol, they will just sit in one corner staring at you since they can't do or say anything. You just try to touch the sister... ๐๐๐
I have 13,000+ people following me here in Facebook when I don't even know where am going๐ถ๐ Which were your best??? Add them in the comments section Support a brother
Upvote/Resteem... ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ @elishaflemming
Happy Weekend...!!