Okokobioko (jokes)

in #funny7 years ago

Okokobioko

Okokobioko

WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK!

I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in:

PASTOR: How are you?

ME: I'm fine Daddy.

PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.

ME: (No reply)

PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

ME: (No reply)'

PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long life.

ME: (No reply)

PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches.

ME: (No reply)

PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!

ME: (No reply)

PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.

ME: (No reply)

PASTOR: My son are you there?

ME: Yes Daddy!

PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.

ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

PASTOR: Alright my son go ahead.

ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,

PASTOR: (No reply).

ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,

PASTOR: (No reply)

ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,

PASTOR: (No reply)

ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,

PASTOR: (No reply)

ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!

PASTOR: (No reply)

ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all your friends and relations,

PASTOR: (No reply)

ME: May the anointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!

PASTOR: (No reply)

ME: Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers. 😜😜😜😜😜

PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot.... 😂😂😂😂😂

Plz keep laughing and forget d bad situation of Nigeria joooooooor!!!😂😂😂😂

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