RE: The Six O'Clock News Translated Into Disconcertingly Frank Speech - Episode 9 (SATIRE)
Thanks for the post, steeminganarchy.
I hope you don't mind if I test out some sentiment analysis on your post. This is an experimental bot running on posts that have exceptional positivity or negativity. The goal is to iterate towards a bot that gives content creators and curators actionable and useful information.
Your post was selected because it is in the 99th percentile for negativity.Your post had an average negative sentiment of -0.115, an average positive sentiment of 0.049, and an average normalized sentiment of -0.07
The most positive sentence in your post had a normalized positivity score of 0.197:
"!
Call 1-911-CLOG-NOW and get a free hormone and chemical laced milkshake! Made from real tortured cow’s milk!"
The most negative sentence in your post had a normalized negativity score of -1.0:
"Lazy?"