_{The sky is breaking. It's red everywhere, and demons are falling through the cracks. It's doomsday!}

17 January 2018

• Eat bread.
• Drink water.
• Cycle instead of drive.
• Sell the camels.
• Spend less.
• Work more.
• Tell my 27 wives and 128 children that we should all save money for one whole week.
• Buy the dip!

_{No, please don't.}

• Note #1 (Serious): "Buy the dip" obviously doesn't apply to Bitconnect and other scams. Or anything else really. Don't blindly believe vloggers / bloggers when they say "buy the dip". Easiest way to lose money.
• Note #2 (Joking): Part of my strategy to make a steal from this dip is also to trade away 12 of my most prized carpets to buy into those 1,800% high-profit potential triangle waves predicted by expert analysts!
• Note #3 (Very serious): NEVER lend or borrow money for these things.

• Operation "Drink the blood of newbies from the chalice of wealth"
• Make a grand vlog / blogpost with some charts that make me look like an expert, telling people to "Buy the dip!"
• Upvote post + buy upvotes (using "blood of newbies").

24 January 2018

• Post payout + profits.
• Buy back more camels.
• Tell my 142 children and 31 wives that we can all go back to our normal life.

_{This image is a photoshop transformation of the previous crimson-skied photo. Here, I've used a strong green filter to layer on top of the red to symbolise the unification of life. Chlorophyll-green on blood-red. It's my hope to have explained my art so you think you know that I know what I'm talking about here. May peace be with you, my fellow readers. Seek to understand, and keep an eye out for The Oasis during your travels through the cryptocurrency wasteland.}

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_{Image for open use by Michael Lehenbauer}