I Quit: Comedyopenmic 38

kigigha (51)in #funny • 6 years ago

Wife: have you quit smoking?
Me: yes I quit..

Me:...with my mouth

So ends my pathetic attempt to make you laugh. I've learned that making fun of onesyown humour often leads to the said individual sounding a tad bit funnier. It keeps getting difficult to be genuinely funny but as a wise man once said "as long as there are politicians, there'll always be comedy". I'll be back, harder and stronger than any penis Kim(not the Korean) walks pass.
I also nominate @amirtheawesome1 and @wafrica to make us laugh.

#punchline #esteem #comedyopenmic #jokey

6 years ago in #funny by kigigha (51)

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comedyschool (61) 6 years ago

Hi kigigha,

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