Silly Comment Upvoting Contest

in #funny7 years ago

I would like to spread out my votes to as many followers as I can for a while so I had an idea for a rather silly contest I hope you will enjoy. I’ll be voting up almost every comment at a least 25% for a while subject to the contest rules. The winning comment will get a 100% upvote and end the contest. Silly/funny, comments, as determined by @lightsplasher will be voted up at 30%. I hope everyone is having fun out there wherever you are on this #funnyfriday.

Contest Rules

For a vote:

  • Account reputation must be 25 or higher
  • No duplicates or lengthy quotes largely the same as other comments.
  • Example silly comments can’t be used
  • One comment per account to be voted up, unless they are super silly/funny.
  • Spam comments, or those likely to be flagged as spam, are to be avoided.
  • Comments are voted by hand and subject to @lightsplasher availability and gastrointestinal habits.

The contest winning comment will be determined by secret criteria such as: @lightsplasher nap time, the sighting of planet Nibiru or Blood Moons, random number generators, poor digestion of onions and pickles, etc., etc.

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Human, your concept of keeping the table sanitary is amusing; germs do not exist - besides my mussel is far cleaner than your feet if they do. Trust me on this. Would I lie to you? Just look at this face. – click for viewing full screen

Silly/funny comment examples:

  • Nice post!
  • Good picture!
  • I vote for you, you vote for me.
  • I spotted planet Nibiru once, right after friendly ‘helpful’ space aliens sowed all my orifices shut. (I got better)
  • Don’t you think you should tone down the ‘whiskey and cigars’ thing? The Canadians might start thinking everyone to the South are the real troublemakers, demand a wall be built and force the US government to pay for it, eh.

Thanks for reading! Please feel free to vote up comments to keep things fun. Picture taken by me with my Galaxy S7. (Post does not reflect @lightsplasher political views or apocalyptic predictions based on planet Nibiru and Blood Moons)

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WINNER!

To everyone, thanks for playing in my contest! It has been fun, funny and a learning experience for me. Things that make us laugh are so dependent on our culture, age and look on life. It is difficult to be voting all comments because of language barriers and other issues. I’m not easily offended but I can see how others may wonder why I might choose to think a particular post is funny or vote for it.

I hope everyone had fun. Thank you all for your support! I hope we can learn to live together like bothers and sisters on this wonderful planet of ours. (Perhaps even better than that, depending on your family life, LOL)

We sure did! Thanks for organizing the contest. Great choice of a winner, lol.

I'm glad to win the contest! Thank you for organizing it and thank you for the effort you made to check every comment. That's a great job from a great member of the community!!

very good post
i miss you dear friend @lightsplasher

dear bro @lightsplasher Actually I have been late for you to coment because I can not agree with you due to the problem in the network........

♥♥♥I miss you dear all time♥♥♥

Dear friend @lightsplasher I am very sorry , because of my network problem I was unable to vote for you, sorry for that,please remember me a little bit,

I handcuffed you for these important benefits. You are the key to success in my steemit life.You move in front of me dark.

i miss you dear

miss you dear @lightsplasher, I love your all post all time, I'm always your supporter..I'll be...

Great this contest!!

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when I go home, like someone I care about and I run fast, and I am afraid and urinating in my pants, when I look back just a bat, and I feel ashamed of myself, so I hope that his best friend likes

it's my experience my friends, because I used to come home late at night, lol heheh

Khak khak .. help us who are still cute (junior) friends

Nice bro, I'm join.
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Oh dear, LOL. I'm not sure what that says but I can guess.

Oh no...it is very embarrassing😂😂

He said .. excuse sir, ride past ..
that's aceh language.. LOL

Hi @lightsplasher.. I am @nurulazmi.. I am a new steemian mamber..
I want to be funny but I am not proficient in that field, I just can smile to read your post .. heheheh

Sory..😁😄

LOL you have succeeded. :)

Heheh... thanks you very much @lightsplasher..😘😘😊😉

I am a person who often jokes, this is funny and embarrassing.
I'm joking with friends, foot jokes often pull ear leaves from behind.
on one night, I pulled my own uncle's ear leaf, fitting that night the lights went out.
so when I see that my own uncle.
so I was embarrassed and I ran away, because I could not see his face anymore because I was so embarrassed.
I told my friend, he laughed out loud, until his tears came out laughing.
this is my own true story.

Pulling ear leaves from behind. LOL, I can't imagine that. Hehehe.

At that time I was very shy, I can not imagine when I met my uncle.

Speaking of humor I once felt that funny thing is also scary.
It happened when my nosy friend sent me a vidio in my WA inbox, the moment I saw it I was instantly stunned because of the beautiful woman who was in the vidio .. oppps but after 20 seconds then a very frightening ghost to surprise me, without my smartphone awake thrown from my hands.
Huuuffftt ... my breath blow .. angry, upset and also funny thinking about the act of friends who like nosy ...😂😂

Have you ever worked on your friends with something like that @lightsplasher...???
If not you can try it ... !! It would be great fun .. hahaha.. LoL😂😂😂
But do not be your friend that there is a heart attack .. I am not responsible ..😂😂😂😉😉😉

nice fun

hot fun bro

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