Start back to school with some Aggie jokes

I graduated from Texas A&M University, which is the butt of a lot of jokes. A lot of my friends now have kids who are starting as freshman there, and I'm seeing all sorts of pictures of people who look a little bit like people I knew 30 years ago in the same dorms and in front of the same statues as I did. So it inspired me to share some jokes.

An Aggie, a T-Sip and a Razorback walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

There’s a rumor that Texas A&M and Baylor are going to merge, and the students will be known as “Baggies.”

Did you hear about the Aggie that stayed up all night studying for his urine test?

Prof: You missed class yesterday, didn’t you?
Aggie: Nope, not a bit.

When the Aggie heard that 95% of accidents happened within 5 miles of home, he moved.

T-Sip: What do you think of LSD?
Aggie: He’s the greatest president we ever had!

Preacher: What do we have to do before God forgives us?
Aggie: First, we gotta sin.

Maybe I'll post a few more of these tomorrow. :-)