Lots of people have heard of Bigfoot (also known as Sasquatch, Yowie, Big Stumpy, Sly Guy ), but not a lot of people know the truth of the savage beast.

Lets get right down to the point. Bigfoot is a straight up badass and if anyone is messing around with the power tank they will get absolutely Wrecked! (Like when my cat first discovered the vacuum)!

There have been accounts of Bigfoot (aka: Long Shlong) getting so insane crazy when an unsuspecting squirrel entered its lair the Grandpa Bigfoot killed every rodent in an exactly one square mile radius.

Everyone knows Bigfoot is the king of his domain. He is under control of everything in his territory. When patrolling he carries tools and weaponry to defend himself and his family. Some favorites include: sharp stick, blow gun, hammer fist, evasion whip.

The diet of Bigfoot consists of many different food groups: Reindeer, Cow milk (milked at night, hence why cow farmers hate the big guy), garbage, garden veggies, worms, and forest creatures.

BE AFRAID!