Connection with nature 327% & When roommates disagree

Yeah, entirely possible, i just took an educated guess based on what i saw when I was there last year — the virgin gorda is named for its shape (gorda is spanish for fat and my recollection is it looks like a woman laying down w larger belly than chest area, which matches this pic). Im not certain its gorda tho.
Yeah, entirely possible, i just took an educated guess based on what i saw when I was there last year — the virgin gorda is named for its shape (gorda is spanish for fat and my recollection is it looks like a woman laying down w larger belly than chest area, which matches this pic). Im not certain its gorda tho.

My ex roommate used to work at DQ. One day he brought home a bag of expired nuts that the restaurant couldn't use anymore. He decided to distribute the nuts in tiny little individual bags of nuts, and leave them in various places of my residence. In my bed, shoes, clothes, pretty much anywhere that I would notice. The first couple times I found the bags, I laughed. It was funny. But after a couple months of stepping/sitting on nuts (lol), and STILL finding them, I finally broke down and yelled at him. "What the fuck is with these nuts?! I don't understand what the point of this is?" He smiled wryly and replied, "would you say it's driving you...nuts?"
He then removed the remaining bags of nuts from my belongings. He watched me suffer for months just so I could set him up for this one joke.
Fuck roommates.