30 funny things you dident know about Trump?

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I have found a funny Article on Rolling Stones about funniest things from ouer next President of the United Staates
The funniest thing about Donald Trump is:

1. "The hair, obviously the hair."
2. "He looks like someone turned Conan O'Brien upside down."
3. "His commitment to overcomb any obstacle."
4. "When he takes his wig off, he's Sepp Blatter."
5. "His hair is like cotton candy. If cotton candy were made of piss."
6. "The uncanny similarity between this moth and his hair."
7. "Wikipedia say, 'This is a very toxic caterpillar that you should never touch.'"
8. "He bought a compass so his brush would correctly comb his hair forward."
9. "The potential headlines & jabs: 'Trump: he can do to America what he did to Atlantic City!'"
10. "That he derides poor people with 'If I can do it, you can,' while carefully avoiding the fact he was handed 10 million to start."
11. "He teaches seminars about how to be successful. Lesson #1: be Fred Trump's son."
12. "How he claims to be a great businessman but has bankrupted like 4 different companies."
13. "I have to go with the investigators he sent to Hawaii. Are they still there?"
14. "He's talking about ‪Opera as a running mate."
15. "His idea about building a wall of Mexico and charging them for it."
16. "He thinks bigly is a Word"
17. "Each and every installment of TRUMP or MONKEY? on Letterman."
18. "That he said he 'has a great relationship with "the blacks."'"
19. "That he apparently hired paid actors to participate in his presidential launch event."
20. "He's preferable to the other Republican candidates."
21. "There are actually worse candidates in 2016 GOP field."
22. "When he asked when have we beaten Japan at anything."
23. "If Donald Trump did get elected, there'd be hell toupée."
24. "His selling of the Stone Cold Stunner."
25. "He made his presidential announcement with a piece of food on the outside of his mouth."
26. "He failed at owning a professional football team."
27. "Dunno about the funniest, but the weirdest thing about Donald Trump is his yarmulkes fetish."
28. That time Trump retweeted the line, "If Hillary can't satisfy her husband, how can she satisfy America?"
29. That time Trump said he'd use his "superior negotiating skills" to deal with ISIS.
30. The time Trump insisted Mitch McConnell, then Senate majority leader, "may be the next Speaker."

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