If babies could write, what questions would they ask

in #funny6 years ago
  1. I sleep in between my mom and dad but when I wake up I am at a corner. Is it some kind of magic ?

  2. My mom makes me pee with a whistle before sleeping. Why is that required?

  3. Why do strangers at park make funny faces looking at me? Am I normal?

  4. What are some hacks to eat mud without getting noticed?

  5. I was born with a caesarean delivery, will that affect my IQ?

  6. I have wasted 2 months of my life doing nothing. Is it too late to start preparing for JEE now ?

  7. How was your first BCG vaccination experience? Is this not a human right violation to put needles on an innocent
    child's arm?

  8. “What are some tips to clear pre - nursery entrance exams?”

  9. “How do I convince my mother to breastfeed me? I don't like bottle milk.”

  10. My parents don't put diapers during daytime; are they poor ?

  11. I am already 9 months old and don't walk, will I ever succeed in my life?

  12. How can I get into top 4 kindergarten?

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