Laughing time

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1. Public disgrace is when u mistakenly you pollute (Fart) in the market thinking it will not sound . All of a sudden it made a joyful noise 😆 my friend u will collect Ancestral insults. talking from experience😂😂😂

2. . I thought being a Nigerian was stressful till I met an Arab guy called Soq Madik. I just wonder how he will mention his name at job interviews.
   Interviewer: Your name?
   Guy: Soq Madik
   Interviewer : Suck your what?
   Guy: Madik
   Oh my Gurd!!! I don't know how to faint! Upside down or sideways.

3. A drunkard falls from the 1st floor of a storey
   building.
   A nearby crowd rushes to help him:
   Crowd: What happened?
   Drunkard: I don't know ooo. Me too I just arrived.

4. Son: Mum at what age can I go out and return anytime I like
   MUM: Even your dad, never reach that Age.

5. Girls too should start approaching boys, some of us are very shy

6. A jealous girlfriend will zoom in your picture just to see who is that girl reflecting on your sun glasses.

7. Women will tell you dat men can lie, cheat, etc.
   But they seem to forget that what a man can do a woman can do better…
   Are you with me???

8. Because your Mum Counted the Meat In the Soup you are now using your Teeth To Slim Fit It. Boss Fashion Designer
   Well Done

9. That Moment When Your Father Calls You “Stupid Boy” And You Mistakenly Reply “same to you” My Brother just carefully Pack To The Next Orphanage Near You.

10. The amount of Beds some ladies has slept on is even enough to open a Government Hospital
    Ladies am i right

11. One day i will come to your house with my family & well wishers with kola nuts and palm wine to beg you to stop tagging me with 99 others, this nonsense has to stop

12. I have a mansion, a bentley a jaguar a 600000 shilling suit and a kangaroo skin shoes...and 8 bedroom duplex ...
    in my phone's gallery

13. Nowadays before dating anyone ask them to bring a letter of recommendation from their EX. You deserve to know who you are dealing with..

14. Ladies, if your boyfriend gives u engagement ring💍make sure he wears his too, He cannot close your supermarket 🛒 & open his own shop

15. At times u fart and it smells so bad that u even begin to ask yourself whether your body is truly the temple of GOD

16. Some girls will shave their eyebrows, n leave their armpit. Biko are u doing shift cultivation, crop rotation, or bush fallowing??

17. So You can't date a guy that is living with his mother but you can date a man that is living with his wife....
    Sister how do you want your thunder to be prepared ???
    Boiled or fried???

18. How Can You Pay 900 thousand For Dreadlock When You Know You Can Run Mad And Get it For Free...
    Continue Wasting Money.

19. I'm eating and I asked you to join me as courtesy demands and you joined me.
    U dey craze ni
    If you say "Thank You" will you die?

20. Imagine a porn star who won an award of the best porn star of the year and she was like, "First of all,I will like to thank the Almighty God for"...For what sister? I repeat,for what? You dey craze!*

21. That moment u are running around for food at a wedding and you mistakenly disconnect the speakers wire with your leg and All eyes on u. You go bellefull under 3sec...

22. Chinese couple living in lagos Nigeria gave birth to a black baby. in anger, The HUSBAND asked the WIFE.... "Chu, why baby black?"
    she replied, "we live in nigeria, no electricity....me hot, u hot, s*x hot.... baby burnt!"
    😂😂😂😂😂