Comedy

in #funny7 years ago

Hello everyone, welcome to this hill-arious joke post! (It wheel go uphill up the road!) This post is meant to be very funny, and I hope you enjoy these jokes! Q:Did you hear about that horrible car breakdown?

A:Yeah, the car was too tired.

Q: What did the farmer say when he was fighting someone?

A:"I'm gonna throw a cow!"

Q: What is a farmer's favorite kind of joke?

A: A corny joke!

Q: What do you call shoes made of bananas?

A: Slippers!

Guy1: Knock knock!

Guy2: Whos there?

Guy1: Woo.

Guy2: Woo who?

Guy1: Having fun, I see!

Guy2: You can see???? How- oh.
I think I'm done for tonight, see ya later! But how can I see you later if I'm gonna be going to bed later? How about earlier in the morning?

Heh.

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