Stupid questions in obvious situations🤓

in #funny7 years ago
  1. Hi,why are you sitting? -answer- um i'm trying to sleep.
  2. What's on your shirt? -answer- Uh its a piece of chocolate
  3. Why are you at the bus station???-answer-oh im waiting for the UFO with my pals -pretends to see UFO-wow
    and finally
  4. Why are you eating at 12:00? Oh im just getting a snack...
    NOT

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Reminds me of something I overheard in a pancake restaurant.

Pancake waitress aged 40-something asks a man reading a book "What are you reading for?"

Not "what are you READING?" No, "What are you reading FOR?"