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The Darwin Award is a reward for people who help the world by eliminating their self in the most stupid way as possible.
this my 5 favorites(trust me the list is long).










A 25-year-old Czech guy was awarded the Darwin Prize In the most creative way:
after trying to open a grenade with an electric saw. At some point, the grenade was opened, but not in the desired way.










A man who was almost run over to death was not harmed decided to listen to the advice of a passerby . who told him to play it badly injured in order to receive compensation. The "victim" loved the idea and immediately lay down under the car of the "offender". At that moment the car moved again and he was run over to death.

"Is it safe?"
"you be fine, trust me."











before going to sleep he decided to put his loaded gun at his bedside, in the middle of the night the phone rang and he decided to answer the call but accidentally picked up the gun, I guess you can say he got his answer.










26-year-old watched his favoreited soccer team play games, and shouted the word "goal" many times and during an 11-day almost non-stop looking a soccengr games. He shouted for 51 time s

and than ...

died.










while working in a zoo he needs to deal with an elephant, and one day at work one of the elephants had constipation. The worker decided to give the elephant a laxative. For the first time it did not work, so he tried again. The second time he did not work, and he gave him the third portion. After that did not work either, he took a ladder and tried to climb up and check what was going on inside. As soon as the employee reached the target, the stops he was buried to death in the elephant's shit immediately.



and if you didn't see yet my previous post, make sure to read this 20 amazing facts you probably didn't know.

https://steemit.com/funny/@toresto/20-amazing-facts-you-probably-didn-t-know


know more stories about idiots that died in an unusual way? share, leave a comment.

by the way, the guy with the elephant is actually the first youtube video ever uploaded:
https://steemit.com/video/@toresto/the-first-youtube-video-that-was-uploaded-to-youtube

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Hahaha. Crazy people do exist.

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Very funny thanks for posting this. Dark humor is awesome

I'm glad you like it

The Darwin Awards - long a favorite read, for me.
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And all these "I upvoted you, now please upvote me" - usually it's from some newbie whose vote is worth a fraction of yours. Plus it's bad manners (in very poor taste).