How did i get here?

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

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The Hospital. How did I get here? I was at home a minute ago watching Come Dine With Me. The meatballs and pasta looked so tasty.

There's poking and prodding. They are sat on my legs telling me to shush. Is that a hedgehog testing my reflexes with a tiny hammer? The doctor has just looked in my eyes and reached a diagnosis. Her exact words; "Yes, your eyes are a little bit bent."

Bent eyes? Is that even a thing? Apparently it is when you're playing inside the imagination of a three year old!

My Doctors.
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I completely believe you. My cats have declared that I'm a knife sharpener. 😸

She is right, you do suffer from a bit of bent eye ?)