Warning! Rude, inappropriate, sexual and racist jokes.

The following is intended only for mature audiences

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Who is the only black man to admit he's the father?
Darth Vader

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What have tornadoes got in common with niggers?
It only takes one to ruin a whole neighborhood

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“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” my wife screamed at me. “I’m really disappointed.” “You can hardly blame me,” I answered. “It’s not like I was getting any from you.” “Well that’s your fault,” she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it.”

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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said - Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!
I thought it was a guaranteed fuck until her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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What the child with no arms got for a Christmas?
I don't know — he never opened the present

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When you die you're getting one step closer to the God.
You don't exist

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