Stupid Questions 255

American actress Kelsey Chow, “Aromantic”, and “autosexual” are not mentioned all that much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals:

"Where Is Your Sister?"

Did you know I used to hate public hair?
(But when I hit puberty, it started to grow on me.)

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?
(They both lie about their emissions.)

Did you know that if you scratch and sniff a Canadian dollar, you can smell maple syrup?
(If you scratch and sniff an American dollar, you can smell a stripper's pubic hair.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Did you hear about the man who started a pubic hair removal business? (He’s only taking in female customers for the first few months. He doesn’t want to go nuts right away.)

What do you call Harry Potter going through puberty?
(Hairy Pitter)

"Will You Ever Let Me?" (Will you buy me dinner, tell me you love me, be gentle and use lots of lube?)

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Is it true that anti-vaxxers will never have to have "the talk" about puberty, sex, drugs, or driving?

Did you know, back in the 70's, they supposedly used to use pubic hair to censor out the genitals?

Did you hear that BBC is making a prequel to Pride and Prejudice that follows the Bennet girls when they hit puberty?
(It's a period drama.)

Does anyone miss the foot fetish stuff when it’s not included?

What did the polyhedron get when he hit puberty?
(Cubic hair)

"Will You Love Me Tomorrow?"

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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