People from the Wisconsin or the Midwest are tough as fucking nails

Okay so get this.

You’re outside for ten minutes with shorts and a t-shirt on. Seems pretty safe right? No big deal...but not if you’re from states like Wisconsin or Minnesota or any other midwest/northerner state. In these midwestern states, mid December til about March; if you stay outside too long....you die.

It’s almost kind of funny to think about. I was born, raised, and also live in Wisconsin. A state where there are plenty of alcoholics and plenty of below zero degree winter days. What a recipe for disaster:
You go out drinking with your buds, tie one on...you Run off from your friends because the fat girl at the bar turned you down....you lay down in that comfy snowbank, fall asleep, and turn into a fucking human ice cube.

This shit happens, Mother Nature is a cold hearted bitch with a strap-on ready to rail that ass if you pass out in the snow. It sounds funny, but you won’t be laughing when you're dead- or worse - wake up with black fingers and toes; then Doc Brown has to go ahead and remove your extremities with a meat cleaver. Oops!

Just last winter

A girl walked off from a party she was attending in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. While wearing - well basically this chick was only wearing a goo goo dancer outfit. A rave-chick, if you will; so pretty much wasn’t wearing much.

Definitely not enough to roam the winter streets in. Nobody followed drunkie out of the house party (maybe should have chose better friends) and just like that. Lays down in the snow...and by morning is a resemblance of Hans Solo in The Empire strikes back. Frozen solid. Poor girl.

On top of all this, we can literally go from 20 degrees to 50 degree whether in a single week. I shit you not. On Monday you can be in a motherfucking t shirt and jeans and by Friday you broke out the boots and jacket again. The Midwestern weather is moodier than your mother durning metapause.

This is why the Natives of the Midwest are the toughest motherfuckers around. Especially in Wisconsin. You think I’m being biased? Well... I am...and for good reason. Who else do you know who can drink all night in negative 20 degree whether and still have the balls to bar hop all night with a zip up hoody and shorts on. Or hold on. That same guy getting into a drunken fueled street brawl in the same outfit outside durning negative degree weather. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.

It may not be the most luxurious place to live. It may not be Cali, Texas, Florida, or Hawaii. We may only see 3-4 months of legit hot whether if we’re lucky. We also have some of the harshest winters in the United States. Above all that, through the shitty climate changes and torturous tundra; we got something special. We are wolves. We are the original blood clot barbarians. We were raised in the cold and are tough as nails. We will never forget where we’re from! Midwest stand up.