Human Hardfork 1.0

Evolution usually does a good job at this, but it takes time and many people won't notice these changes in their lifetime. After reading @whatageek's 3rd unlikely ways to break up with someone this came to my mind and I started wondering how we could hardfork or fix human disabilities that are often just annoying or there for no real reason.

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Physical

• Increased chance at sneezing successfully without having to look at bright lights
• Increased control of hiccup rate and to postpone it at a later time
• All humans now float on water
• Increased reaction and sense to touching something that is really, really hot
• Increased time of being without air
• Decreased odds of biting your tongue or cheek mid eating
• Dislodged eyelashes now have a smaller chance of going behind your eyeballs
• Increased control of erections
• Decreased how periods affect your mood
• Decreased the zapping feeling of hitting your elbow in that one spot

Mental

• Improved chances of falling asleep when you want to
• Increased chances of experiencing lucid dreams and decreased the difficulty in controlling them - have fun!
• Decreased motivation level of of getting your life together when you are about to go to sleep, balancing it out during the day
• Decreased nightmare rates and its now easier to become lucid during them to change the outcome
• Decreased cold-sweating when waking up from an uncontrollable nightmare
• Feelings of love re-balanced to last longer and more even in a relationship
• Memory of loved ones decreases faster the less you are in contact with them (this has been requested a lot)
• Short-term memory loss improved - no more "why did I enter this room" or "I forgot his name when I introduced my own"

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Feel free to add other ones you come up with in the comments, if its good ones that I haven't brought up here I will steal them for Hardfork 2.0 and you might be lucky to get a mention out of it.

Thanks for reading, may the fork be with you.