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This is all new to me, but by learning Tai Chi I'm hoping that I will someday be able to fiend off the typical ninja attack and save Sarah's honor.

It takes time to go that deep but you are off to a start.

I laughed really hard at your deliberate omission of: good.

Cannot be sure if you learning from a good source 😎 but you should not stick to one after a while.