"Now, don't get me wrong -- Dunkirk is a solid movie. If it were a school paper, I'd imagine it would definitely receive a C+, maybe even good enough for a B-. The problem is this: at no point did Dunkirk ever reach its emotional zenith. In fact, when the moment arrived, all I could think of was, "that's it?""

I feel like this could be cut and pasted into a review for Inception as well.

...at least if I wrote it. I'm with South Park on this one.

PS - b52tailgunner is a totally appropriate upvoter for this piece.