Pfft. Even if you write about a pencil, I'm sure you'll find ways to connect it to something deep and profound. Anyway! My childhood (2 hours) was a lie :( Such a waste screaming at the screen during the chase when the T-rex is actually simply a fast walker. But hey, they might've actually needed the jeep anyway. Imagine running on wobbly legs. That's how people trip and get killed in horror movies where the killer walks while the victims run(...seriously it's weird how the killer catches up like they teleport). And to be fair, even if the T-rex walked, it's humongous. One step from it is equal to many for humans. I know I ran to keep up as a kid when adults fast-walked. In any case, I liked this. Now I can watch the new version and not be all stressed. But I'm still not watching international (or local political) news. It's effed up how they're making my country's situation look.