Read this somewhere:

If Southgate had a Ferrari he’d drive it at 10mph.

Southgate puts his phone on low power mode when the batteries are on 99%.

Southgate's favorite activity is to watch the paint dry.

If Southgate was a spice, he’d be flour.

If Southgate was a Prime Minister, he would be Liz Truss.

Southgate is the type of man who listens to his favorite song at the lowest volume.

If Southgate had a spoon, he'd use his hands.

If Southgate had a d*ck, he'd use his balls.

If Southgate was the Flash, he'd walk.