But you already thought of that

Zwei Doofe, ein Gedanke.

whether anybody reads

Well, unfortunately many of us have to ask ourselves this question. Yes, I'm one of those Doofe who read. I even try to understand your developer reports. I don't always succeed, but I put the words together into a text by reading (pure technique).
Phew, reading really takes a lot of time! If you're constantly having to read rubbish that steals your time, you might get the idea of giving up reading completely. That's right.

NO, NO, NO...

To be honest, I never played much with the Gameboy either. I didn't even own one, it was too expensive. Later, I played on my friend's son's device. Very little. Tetris... ;-)