ATTENTION GAMER AMERICANS!!!

Now is the time to start investing in PlayStation equipment and games. The King of America has insider trading secrets that confirm that PlayStation 1 games will be the next Bitcoin and their will be a premium price paid for those who can stockpile these rare artifacts.

The King would like to ask any International Americans out there to be on the look out for "DUKE NUKEM: TIME TO KILL". His A/V guy can't find a copy in town and the King refuses to shop at Game Stop because those guys are always asking him to sign up for some membership or game club. It gets annoying after a while. The Kingdom acknowledges that these employees of Game Stop must try and bleed every dollar out of their customers. Game Stops decision to stop selling games and start selling dollies and t-shirts has been an unfortunate and unforeseen failure, and now they are forced to sell you timeshares for video games that haven't even come out yet.

If you would like to know about PlayStation futures, independent retailers or just looking for any text edit game walk-throughs for rare PlayStation games, please follow The King of America and send .25 Steem plus a USB thumb drive no bigger than 256mb.