I wasn't invited to the oasis at all. That alone is tantamount to a lèse majesté

Cool down! It would be an insult to majesty to question your intelligent contributions with such banalities.

This is the way I found the secret path to Oasis

And you are of course very welcome. The bureaucratic diversions via invitations is far too complicated anyway. Whoever comes, comes - these are usually the very best parties!

I use her as a scout in a bucket of real shit.

And so it's time to praise this hard work and let the bullshitters take the mickey themselves... 😎