The Unusual Ogre

The Unusual Ogre carried a toilet brush that they would often hug. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was magnificent. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Ogre always carried a can of Tango that they would share. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Ogre searched for a rubber johnny to hug. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Ogre carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Ogre desperately needed a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Ogre had a set of lego to put on his head. It might have been a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.