Humorous Quips

Life is too short to waste it worrying about things you have no control over. So, relax and have fun. Laugh as heartily as you can, as often as you can. A hearty laugh will overcome more difficulties and dissipate more dark clouds than any other one thing.

Enjoy this selection of humorous quips. They are funny but at the same time, there is a lot of truth in some of these quips. May your week ahead be filled with laughter.

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You don’t need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other’s waves. - Toni Sciarra Poynter

The best thing about the good old days was that I wasn’t good and I wasn’t old. - Unknown

It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. - Frank McKinney Hubbard

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with secrets is that they are either not good enough to keep or they are too good to keep. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday. - Unknown

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

I am strongly in favour of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office. - H. L. Mencken

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. - Laurence Peter

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity? - Steve Polyak

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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