Half A Story

Today, I am only going to write half a story.

"Why? Why only half?"

This is the way (please no lawsuits).

"The way of what?"

The way it is going to happen today. I am only going to write half a story. If you don't like it, you could wait until tomorrow. Tomorrow, I will write a whole story.

"There's no such thing as half a story."

Really?

"Really. Because all you're doing is writing a shorter story. It would still be a whole story."

That depends.

"Depends on what?"

A freewrite exercise, prompt provided by @mariannewest.