Like when you're using the magic wand tool in Adobe and not trying to be too inclusive of certain pixels of color (aka POC).

Yes, you may have just been clickbaited by my provocative title but don't be dismayed. I am happy to report the king has returned. It's more exciting than the McRib!

@memehub is back!

I'm working on editing this meme to be a part of his glorious return to the platform. Which platform you may ask?

Well...

They didn't seem to specify so methinks both platform. In any case, give their meme community a sub and start posting your dankest.

I'll be bouncing around the platforms like a pinball and assessing the ability to appraise dank memes. Like High Expectations Asian father, I plan to be disappointed but don't let that keep you from trying.

MFW yall don't curate memehub memes up to standard.

_{Did I fit enough stereotypes into this post?}

Wait, I think we're at one so let's fix that. I will add that San Antonio is running low on breakfast tacos as one would expect but I was unable to acquire cheek meat for Barbacoa this morning. Would have went well with my Big Red. :(
It's alright. I can still buy some from down the street if I wanted.

So, these food stereotypes got me thinking in a somewhat absurd direction which I will lead into w a bit of a narrative.

Post Apocalyptic Grocery Run

I made my way to the Randolph AFB Commissary donning full on Mission Oriented Protective Posture 4 gear (MOPP 4) feeling like I am in a MAD MAX movie to acquire supplies.

A little bit of traffic on the way there. lol

Scored some produce.

• Helluva lot of Jalapenos (Boom! Guess who's making poppers tonight!)
• Reduced Fresh Green Beans (Maybe I'll make a spicy recipe and call em mean green beans. Yeah.. I like that)
• Some Ma Fugging CHICKEN! (Got a pack of breast that I am treating like the Holy Grail and a whole bird to maybe make what us Messcans call caldo de pollo. MMMMMMmmmmm.)

What they didn't have you can pretty much expect...

• No TP for my bunghole.
• No eggs but did have liquid egg whites (I'm not complaining(
• Hand sanitizer? IN YOUR DREAMS!
• No INSTANT NOODLES!!!

PORQUE!

    If our instant ramen supplies in America are depleted. Then, what supply would be depleted in say JAPAN?! One would think they got their ramen survival stores to last into the decade at least but, since we are out of something that is traditionally theirs, would it then follow that that they are out of something that is traditionally ours (as Americans).

Are they having serious cheeseburger shortages?

    Hoping the Japanese are not as fanatic about the greasy, juicy goodness as this guy. If not, expect the burger riots to be in news soon.

Stay strong big guy. It's always darkest before the dawn

_{Yes, I know this is a response vidya to the eharmony cat girl ( a most excellent troll BTW!)}

    Just thought it was funny to think that because Americans are running low on ramen that the Japanese would be running low on cheeseburgers. I mean funny but at the same time serious. It truly is a crisis to think of my Asian counterpart being unable to sink his teeth into his favorite cheesy, grilled-to-perfection, meaty masterpiece on a sesame seed bun.

_{Thoughts and prayers for Randy}

    Hope I don't start a burger panic with this talk. Sure there is enough clogged arteries to go around AMIRITE! Also, thought it was something that MickyD's closed their EU restaurants due to COVID 19 but for some strange reason didn't do the same for the good ol USA.

TinFoil Hat ENGAGE!

_{Do the globalists wanna keep America fat and vulnerable to disease or is it just that McDonald's can afford to lose their EU business but not so much their North American business? Ummm. yeah thinking the latter.}

Or maybe that's what evil Ronald McDonald wants me to think.

That's all I got. Have a good day and try not to die.