Calm down, you are on the verge of creating a mass influx of people to the Ozarks. Lol. The wife and I and kids spend a lot of time in the ozarks and are in the process of shopping for land now with intentions of buying mid 2018 (paying cash so need to save a little more). I'm am frequently asked why the Ozarks. I reply with; I want to be far away from the city, live a simple life full of hard honest work, live the good life cause it's the only life I have.