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I have never had a cow. well, there was that one time.

That one time in Prepper Camp?

It was embarrassing

Oh, the irony of getting caught with your pants down at Prepper Camp.

Tsk. Tsk. Shame.

they said it would be fun

I doubt you need this thing. A badge will be nice for the fun of it! We will get you one! Join our discord https://discord.gg/wWrnSXK too, incase you have other needs. We a few steemian talents on there!