HOQU vol.2. A play in 4 acts

shitcoinoffering (25)in #hoqu • 6 years ago (edited)

Act 1. Coming out

Scene 1

Office in Moscow-City. The Duzhnikov Brothers are drinking Beluga vodka and eating black caviar sandwiches. Buzova’s music video is playing on a huge TV screen, recently she launched her own so-called version of ‘cryptocurrency’ Buzcoin.

Alexander Duzhnikov: Would ya guys fuck her?

Andrey Duzhnikov: Yes, Alex.

Anikiev (throws his sandwich at the screen, black caviar scattered across the office): Hell no! She’s an old ass skank, besides she doesn’t know a shit about crypto. Did you see how much money her scam made? Fucking nothing. Half a million max. She’s nothing compared to us!

Shmonov rushes in. One can tell by his face that he’s worried. He runs up to the table, grabs vodka and chugs 300 g straight from the bottle.

Aleksey Shmonov: My friends, we’re screwed!

Alexander Duzhnikov: What happened?

Andrey Duzhnikov: Yes, Alex.

Shmonov: Shitcoinoffering exposed every single detail of our scam! It went viral and everyone’s sharing it!

Duzhnikov: That’s not good.

Duzhnikov: Yes, Alex.

Anikiev: Calm your tits, you pussies. Those douchebags aren’t shit. We got the money, fame, cars and bitches. And God is on our side. Guys, who are we?

All together: The Goodfellas!

Scene 2

To be continued on https://shitcoinoffering.com/hoqu-vol-2-play-4-acts/

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6 years ago in #hoqu by shitcoinoffering (25)

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