50 Flirty Text Messages

#1 I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.

#2 You’re so hot, I get a tan every time I look at you.

#3 You were amazing last night. Imagine what it would be like if it wasn’t just in my dreams?

#4 Sweet dreams… I hope I’m in them.

#5 I really like our friendship, but I was thinking… Do you want to make it more?

#6 Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?

#7 You’re already on my mind, and I’ve only just woken up.

#8 Do you have a to-do list? If so, put me on it.

#9 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

#10 I’m a bit like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

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#11 I understand you don’t want any more children, but is there any chance we can at least practice tonight?

#12 The best thing about a keyboard is that U and I are together.

#13 Don’t tire yourself out at work. You’ll need some energy for later.

#14 I’m trying my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t stop thinking about you.

#15 At night time I sleep dreaming of you, and in the day time I dream of sleeping with you.

#16 You looked so beautiful the last time I saw you, that I forgot my pickup line.

#17 Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve been wandering around my thoughts all day.

#18 You looked great today. I know I didn’t see you, but I know you look great every day.

#19 Send me a picture so I can send Santa my wish list.

#20 If Van Gogh had you as a subject, the sunflowers would have gone in the trash.

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#21 Here’s to hoping your day consists of green traffic lights, the fastest line at the supermarket and all the quickest routes that will bring you straight back into my arms.

#22 On a beautiful day like this, the only thing that could improve it is having you by my side.

#23 A hundred miles away and you’re still here right in my heart.

#24 You’re like a .com domain name – already taken. And I ain’t about to settle for no .org.

#25 Don’t listen to your friends, listen to your heart.

#26 I was thinking of you today, while I was doing some math problems, but there weren’t enough spaces on the calculator to work out how much I love you.

#27 The next time you see your parents, send them my sincerest gratitude.

#28 In my opinion, God’s only mistake when he made the world was that he didn’t keep you to himself.

#29 Love is blind, but the police aren’t. Let’s book a room.

#30 I want triplets, you want twins, let’s go to bed, and see who wins.

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#31 Every time you enter the room, you enter my heart.

#32 I’ve just bought some chocolate spread… Any ideas what we should do with it?

#33 This email is a group message being sent from our company to all 10/10 beauties in your area. Currently, you are the only recipient.

#34 You remind me of a private jet… I want to get inside you five times a day, and fly you to heaven and back.

#35 If Einstein was such a genius, how come he didn’t invent a time machine so he could come and see you?

#36 I’m lying in bed, bored. Want to play Simon says? [Read: The best naughty texting games to have fun all night long]

#37 Tired out. Been running around like a nutcase at work today. I’m too much of a perfectionist. I’m a perfectionist in most things I do. That’s why I like you so much.

#38 I’d like to say that I couldn’t be more in love with you, but I know that’s not true. I’ll love you even more tomorrow.

#39 Would you mind emptying your pockets – I believe you’ve stolen my heart.

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#40 If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you a flood.

#41 Hey, you look a lot like my next girlfriend!

#42 Do you know any good cardiologists, because my heart skips a beat every time I think of you.

#43 I wish I was your teddy bear.

#44 I’ve just got out of the shower. How about coming over and helping me get dirty again?

#45 I don’t think about very many things, and I don’t think for very long, but when I do think, it invariably tends to be about you.

#46 Of all the stars in the sky, there are none as beautiful as you.

#47 Are you free… For the rest of your life?

#48 God created the world in six days, rested on the seventh, but it took him thousands of years to produce someone as perfect as you.

#49 I can’t raise the courage to tell you how much I adore you, so I guess I’ll just keep it to myself.

#50 Can you send me a picture? My friends don’t believe that angels exist.