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High five, chief! Hope all is well. How are things at the haunted house?

I've always wondered how that line would work when picking up chicks, though.

Yo, want a private tour of a haunted house?

Then again, even if she said "yes", I had to be wary...

My work at the haunted house is seasonal haha. But honestly, management changes are making me wonder if I will return for this year's work.

Haha if a chick would take me up on that offer and i had the power to deliver, I'd be into it.

Well, if a chick do take it up, make sure to dlive it. That should pay for dinner :)

Hahaha... if only