😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 13)

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Bats Joke

Three bats are sitting on the branch and are terribly bored. They decide to do something fun, and they decide to compete, which one of them comes after a short flight back the most bloody. The first one descends into the valley. After a few minutes, the mouth and claws are bloody. The other two ask him, "What did you do to make yourself so bloody?" Bat said: See that cat? There's nothing left of her! The second bats descend to the valley. He comes back fast. He was all bloody on mouth, claws and wings. The other two ask him, "What did you do to make yourself so bloody?" See that dog? Yes, we see! There is nothing left of him, just a pile of fleshy meat. The last bat goes down to the action. He comes back al covered in blood. There was no part of the body that would not be bloody. The other two get very curious and ask him: "Dude, what did you do to make yourself so bloody?" See that wall down there? Yes, we see! Well, I didn't!

Nun Joke

On the road, the driver picked up a nun who was walking alone and took her in the desired direction. Because he liked the nun, he put a hand on her leg while driving, but the nun said, "Psalm 90, verse 5." The driver took his hand from her knee and continued the path. When he came home, he looked into the Bible and read in Psalm 90, verse 5: "You are on the right path!"

On a coffe joke

Two girl friends went on a coffe and they're talking: "Do you always tell your husband when you get an orgasm?" "What?? Ofcourse not, he does't like me to call him when he's at work! ''

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