Entrepreneurial Dictionary (or how to reinvent reality) Vol 1.

in #humor7 years ago



Brunch: magic word that turns 2 fried eggs into a 9 € pin.

Jam Session: 10 musicians on stage for the price of 3.

Emerging Music Festival: Bands that play for free.

Coworking: I rent you a table because you can not afford to rent your own office.

Mindfulness Workshop: € 300 for a PowerPoint presentation that is summarized in what your grandmother told you when you were a child: "Be for what you have to be"*. But of course, you were not.



Surely you know a few more. Share them below!


*"Be for what you have to be" in Spain means "pay attention to what you should" (or something like than). Please if you know a typical expression in english which could mean that, please let me know!